Open the box.
Adopt a server.
Every box holds a real KVM server pulled at random from what's in stock right now - maybe a tiny Kitten, maybe a Golden Lion. Full root, any distro, use it for whatever you want. Paid in crypto, delivered by catgirls.
- KVM · full root
- Crypto only
- Odds shown up front
- Ready in ~60 s
Pick a box, any box
The price follows the stock: the more rare cats are waiting inside, the more the box costs. You see the odds before you pay.
Three steps, zero boring sales calls
1. Top up with crypto
Add balance with BTC, ETH, LTC, USDT and many more coins through NOWPayments. No cards, no names on invoices.
2. Open a box
Pick your OS and password, open the box, and watch your server get revealed. The odds of every server are shown before you buy.
3. It's yours
SSH in about a minute later. Renew from your balance (same price you paid) or let it expire - no contracts.
Real KVM, full root
Your own kernel. Docker, WireGuard, game servers, bots, dev boxes - use it for whatever you want (just keep it legal).
Control panel included
Start, stop, reboot, reinstall any distro, reset the root password and open a browser console when SSH breaks.
Backups are on you
We don't keep copies of your data. Grab the backup add-on ($1.99/week, daily snapshots) if your data matters.
Bring your favourite distro
Questions from curious kittens
What do I actually get?
One real KVM virtual server, drawn at random from the servers that are in stock when you open the box. Every possible server and its exact chance is listed on the box page, so you know the odds before paying. Whatever you pull is yours for the whole term.
Why does the box price change?
It's the average value of what's in stock right now. When lots of big servers are in the box, the price goes up; when it's mostly kittens, it goes down. The price you see is the price you pay.
How do renewals work?
Your server renews at the price you paid for the box, straight from your balance. If there isn't enough balance it's paused when the term ends and deleted 3 days later, so top up in time.
Which payments do you take?
Crypto only, through NOWPayments. You top up your balance and spend it on boxes, renewals and backups.
Do you back up my server?
No - by default nothing is backed up and we are not responsible for lost data. Turn on the backup add-on for automatic daily backups, or buy single backups when you need them.
What can I run?
Pretty much anything legal: game servers, bots, VPNs, websites, CI runners, homelab experiments. Spam, attacks, malware and illegal content get the server shut down - see the terms.
